mermaids protecting young girls that live near the sea (◡‿◡✿)
mermaids that don’t follow humans beauty expectations (◡‿◡✿)
mermaids finding cheap plastic jewelry and absolutely adoring it (◡‿◡✿)
mermaids needing glasses when they come on land because their eyes aren’t adjusted (◡‿◡✿)
mermaids going on milkshake dates with their human girlfriends (◡‿◡✿)
my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.
do not think about Hamlet and Horatio and the quote “don’t go where I can’t follow”. Do not do it. Just don’t. Avoid this thought at all costs, save yourselves from this pain, friends
it is much too late for me